Holy Cow!

1. Cows
2. Reincarnation

Cow  ghee,  when  poured  on  burning  cow  dung cakes,  it  produces  phenomenal  amount  of oxygen  and  clears  contamination  from  air. Studies  have  proven  that  pouring  ghee  on  cow dung can fight pollution effectively.

And here we are, trying to reduce emissions and causing tensions among countries, squabbling over greenhouse gas emissions! We are even concerned by the greenhouse effect caused by bovine farts. The solution is simple. We need to collect and burn their shit, adding copious amounts of their own ghee, and voila! End of global warming. And more oxygen for all of us.

Another money quote:

Cow  urine  is  useful  in acidity,  stomach  disease  and  many  other  illnesses. According  to  Ayurveda,  cow  urine removes  leprosy  and  other  skin  diseases.  The cow and cow products are incomparable in the eyes of Ayurveda.

Apart from the obvious medicinal uses, I wonder if cow urine can decompose crude oil. The USA is currently facing a massive oil spill crisis off the coast of Louisiana. I was wondering if a scientifically determined combination of cow urine, ghee and dung, with appropriate combustion levels, could check this ecological and socio-economic disaster.

The advice, however comes with a warning:

Do  not  hate  cow  urine  and  cow  dung.  Never eat  cow  meat. By  following  this  advice,  human beings can become prosperous.

I have decided to immediately stop eating those succulent beef rolls,  the Kerala beef curry, the tender  beef chops, the rare steaks and the fragrant biryanis. I  hereby eschew the delights of chilli beef, beef spring rolls and beef kababs. No more barbecued beef, beef stew or grilled beef for me. Heck, I shall even give up beef manchurian, beef rumsteak, beef noodles and beef kheema; from now on, all my drinks will be laced with cow urine - all in my shameless pursuit of material wealth!

In fact, I think Shri BS Yeddyurappa, the Honorable Chief Minister of the State of Karnataka has taken the right step in banning beef in his territory, thus ensuring economic growth in the years to come. I implore other states to follow his admirable example.

I was wondering if cows could solve some of the world's other problems, and came up with the following conjectures. After considerable literature search, I came up with the following revelations:

1. Cow urine can be converted to high-octane fuel (using vibhuti as catalyst at standard temperature and pressure - and the best part is that its a liquid phase reaction) that can power petrol and diesel engines alike. It burns in ordinary IC engines with a 99.7% efficiency. Furthermore, it prevents no fire hazard whatsoever, as it can only burn in enclosed spaces.
2. Cow dung is the most complete source of nutrients, and a 5 gram tablet of dried cowdung, washed down with a glass of cow urine provides an entire day's nutrition. This is because of the special enzymes present in the cow's intestines, that convert grass and roughage into vitamin complexes and proteins. In fact, a single day's production of cow excreta of the city of Varanasi can feed the entire population of Somalia for a year.
3. Cow urine is a proven antiretroviral agent; injections of cow urine in cultures of HIV-infected T-cells have significantly reduced the population of the pathogen as compared to control samples.
4. Rancid ghee (got by leaving a 40.2%-vol mixture of ghee in water in sunlight for 24 hours) can absorb noxious fumes of sulphur dioxide from the atmosphere. Research is on, to harness this reaction  for municipal use.
5. Cowdung, if powdered and spray dried at 18000 Kelvin and 300 atm, yields superconducting and self-assembling nanoparticles. A single such particle can store 1024 times the information that all of Google's servers together can hold today.

   Thus, we have excellent growth potential, and we know which animal to              thank for that! 

• Virtues Of The Cow                 1. The scientific findings about cow milk According to Shantilal Shah, President, International Cardiology Conference Cow’s milk is specifically beneficial to heart patients Cow’s milk is easily digestible and reaching the nerves of the brain it acts as a brain tonic. The cow’s milk contains a yellow substance called Kerotin (Vitamin A) which increases the visual strength. Cow’s milk is the best tonic for health. Cow milk contains 8% Protein, 8% Carbohydrate, 0.7% minerals, 100 I.U., Vitamin A, B, C, D and E. According to Bhav Prakash Nighantu, Cow-milk contains tonic, dieting, energetic, conducive to heart and Brain, advancing age, potency and the three metabolic defects are removed.                   2. Scientific Facts About Cow Ghee The modern doctors recommend not to use any fat except cow ghee by a cholesterol patient. The use of cow ghee does not increase cholesterol. It gives no bad effect on heart. According to Russian Scientist Sirovish, Cow’s ghee has immense power to protect human body from the ill effect of radioactive waves. 10 gms. of cow ghee used in fire sacrifice produces one ton of oxygen. When cow’s ghee is burned with rice it produces Ethylene oxide, propylene oxide and Formaldehyde. Ethylene oxide and Formaldehyde give immunity against bacteria which are used in operation theatre. Propylene oxide induces rain. Therefore, sacrifice done with cow ghee purities atmosphere and induces rain. According to Bhav Prakash Nighantu, cow-ghee is helpful for eye sight, improving digestion. ‘Tridosh Nashak’, energetic, brain tonic, ageing factors, Tonic, fragrant, ‘Madhuri’, Cold and over all the best of the ‘ghee’. Cow butter raises the beauty, is blood purifier, paralysis and Asthma are controlled. 3. The Scientific Facts about Cow Urine Cow urine contains copper which transforms into gold in human body. Gold has the power to destroy all diseases and is an antidote.           Besides copper, cow urine contains Iron, Calcium,       Phosphorus, Salts, Carbonic Acid, Potash and lactose. Cow urine contains 24 types of salts and the medicines made from cow urine are used to cure several diseases.Also for diabetic youngsters it controls sugar level and keeps fit. Cow urine is disinfectant and prophylactics and thus purifies atmosphere and improves the fertility of the land. Through many experiments on cow dung the famous Italian scientist Prof. G.E. Bea God has proven the fresh cow dung kills the germs of Malaria and T.B. Japan used cow dung to get protection from atomic emissions. Cow dung is the best fertilizer. 4. Environment Protection from Cow dung Cow dung from a single cow in its life span can produce 4500 liters of bio gas which is equivalent to burning 6,80,00,000 tons of wood. This will help us save 14 crore trees from cutting and burning and thus give environment protection.             In Mahabharata Yaksa asked Yudhisthira “What is nectar?” Yudhisthira replied “Cow’s milk is nectar.” Among 84 lakh species of life only Cow’s faeces are not impure but purifying.           5. Contributions of mother cow to the Indian economy Cows alone add to the national income to the tune of Rupees 15000/- crore. 30 thousand megawatts of horse power is yielded by the cows. We get milk worth rupees five crore tons of milk from the cows and buffaloes. We have 22 lakh tons of cattle dung, worth rupees 55 crores per day. We receive 36 bag full of urea, 18 bags of super phosphate and 54 bags full of potash from a single cow or the bull’s dung alone. A dried cow (not milchy) alone yields every year 2 tons of cow dung and urine to the society at large. Poor families of rural and backward areas can earn Rs.18500/- per year by installing bio-gas plants of their own, from the dung of the dried cows and bullocks. 7.76 million tons of Khali Cakes was exported in the year 1992 for worth Rs.600 crores, while the same amount of Khali given to the milchy cattle would yield 38.8 million tons of milk to the country, for worth about Rs.38,000/- crore (42 times more than what the export money was received). Lakhs of tons of cow urine (an indigenous natural disinfectant) is available every year, which is the best disinfectant for our crops and for use in medicines for the cure of several diseases. In Indian Agricultural operations, a maximum of 66% cattle-power, 20% manual power and 14% other live power is available for use. It was only owing to unlimited use and the gains on account of Agriculture and the cow and the cow lineage that the supreme court pronounced the cow as the backbone of Indian culture. One crore rupees received on export of meat is equivalent to the loss of 15 crore rupees to the country. Source: The Vedic Times. Written by Kiran Kumar B, an alumnus of the prestigious Indian Institute of Science.